Friday, July 28, 2006

Talking back at the headlines

From the Associated Press "Top News:"

Hezbollah Fires New Rockets Into Israel
Oy.

Bush, Blair Urge Multinational Force
But not US or UK troops, I'm sure.

GOP Makes Conditions on Wage Increase
Give a little to the poor, and a lot to the rich.

AP: Priest May Have Misspent $1.4 Million
It's better than if he had molested kids.

Floyd Landis Proclaims His Innocence
I hope it's true.

Jury Convicts 4 White-Supremacists
Good!

Scientists Identify 2 Ancient Reptiles
Dino and Dinny?

Mel Gibson Arrested on Suspicion of DUI
Yawn.

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