● A Halloween costume is good for no more than two wearings.
● As a general rule of thumb, there is an inverse relationship between a rock group's quality and its volume.
● Where did all the South Beach Diet Whole Wheat Snack Crackers go? Suddenly none of the stores have them.
● Flats can cause just as many blisters as heels--but in different places.
● Am I the first person to notice that if a space gets between the N and the D, Indiana Jones becomes a porn movie?
● This weekend they're going to return the hour's sleep they "borrowed" from us last spring. The least they could do is to give us a few minutes interest.
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