Another two weeks of Texts From Last Night (Part1)

There are just tons and tons of good ones. There's something about the end of the school year that brings out the worst (and funniest) in people.

DRINKING

(720): You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb

http://tfl.nu/rxp6

(765): I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.

http://tfl.nu/oixi

(203): that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.

http://tfl.nu/oyv6

(501): Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.

http://tfl.nu/8hd7

(214): bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.

http://tfl.nu/k2ap

(615): good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.

http://tfl.nu/bhcd

(757): you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'

http://tfl.nu/umk4

(904): Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea

http://tfl.nu/h1b1

(518): As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.

http://tfl.nu/t4x8

(613): I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after

http://tfl.nu/kbgy