Another two weeks of TFLN (Part 3)

DRUGS

(816): Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.

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(616): We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.

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(914): I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me

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SCHOOL

(516): any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?

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(260): Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
(219): You said that last year...

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(269): Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.

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(516): Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.

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(970): the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".

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(512): Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?

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(856): i just sold back the books i vomitted on

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(845): Because ur a stupid bitch
(1-845): Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.

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(864): Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this

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(366): just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.

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(203): The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.

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(715): Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!

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(503): No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.

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