Diner #1: I don't think you want to increase your vascular output for a snake bite.--source
Diner #2: So no Viagra.
Diner #3: Why would anyone take Viagra hiking?
Diner #2: To keep from rolling out of the tent.
Oak Ridge, Tennessee
Runner-up:
Hotel clerk #1 to another, after seeing tv news report: Can you believe someone left that secret iPhone at a bar?--source
Hotel clerk #2: Well, not all the stupid people work here.
Manhattan, New York
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