Saturday, July 10, 2010

I ♥ Texts From Last Night

(504): My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.

(609): i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
(630): Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
(217): Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.

(347): Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....

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