Thursday, August 19, 2010

I couldn't go on vacation without posting a few more TFLNs

(765): She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed

(727): hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.

(603): Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.

(336): Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!

(440): We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!

(416): Best. Handjob. Ever.
(905): I'm guessing Kelly is over?
(416): Nope. Home alone.

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