Sunday, December 26, 2010

Catching up on the TFLNs, part 2

(360): tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse

(+49): The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?

(214): I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."

(514): I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels

(+44): Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night

(540): Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.

(315): I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.

(443): Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.

(936): the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"

(303): Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic

(605): Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.

(416): Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.

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