Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Catching up on the TFLNs, part 4

SEX

(413): she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
http://tfl.nu/r8ko

(518): I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
http://tfl.nu/03oq

(480): A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
http://tfl.nu/wob5

(517): I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
http://tfl.nu/myki

(508): i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
http://tfl.nu/vubl

(846): he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
http://tfl.nu/15lw

(502): How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
http://tfl.nu/g6rv

(814): Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
http://tfl.nu/xg11

(617): mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
http://tfl.nu/p0bd

(519): Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
http://tfl.nu/zfcd

(817): he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
http://tfl.nu/jo0i

(206): She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
http://tfl.nu/y8c3

(860): i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
http://tfl.nu/uzjb

(315): Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
http://tfl.nu/7a74

(402): I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
http://tfl.nu/1b9c

(720): I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
http://tfl.nu/iudi

(907): HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
http://tfl.nu/krsv

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