Saturday, April 10, 2010

Semi-random thoughts

  • Saturday generally seems to be the worst day of the week for visits to my blog. I guess I have somehow developed a following among orthodox Jews.
  • A Facebook friend wrote,
    Can anyone I know recommend a place in NYC to eat that is loud, dark and impossible to have a conversation with someone? Can be expensive, I'm not paying.
    I wonder who she has to dine with?
  • This morning a bird pooped on my wife's head. Everyone (including me) told her it's good luck. (Everyone (including me) lied.)
  • It seems the expected life expectancy of an under-sink swing out garbage pail is 8.5 years.

Somali thugs lose again

US Navy holds 6 suspected pirates after battle

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

Another great TFLN

(757): I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.

Sunday, April 04, 2010


(636): A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.

(612): I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm

(256): Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.

Yawn headline of the day

City Catholics Attend Easter Sunday Services

It would have been news if they didn't attend.