caprice's glob: 6/27/10

Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Question of the day

Why does Facebook have its own page on Facebook?

Living with bobcats XLII

Connecticut: Rabid Bobcat Attacks Dogs, Owner

Monday, July 05, 2010

Plat du jour

Texts From Last Night round-up

(575): We need to talk about our relationship.
(403): I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes

http://tfl.nu/0ub4

(757): Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"

http://tfl.nu/x7ms

(303): there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'

http://tfl.nu/7sje

(440): Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried

http://tfl.nu/9dr3

(917): I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.

http://tfl.nu/nr6p

(401): so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C

http://tfl.nu/zt1d

(956): Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.

http://tfl.nu/dv3c

(804): Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...

http://tfl.nu/fzwu

(304): He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.

http://tfl.nu/2www

(562): In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...

http://tfl.nu/hz7t

(540): Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.

http://tfl.nu/2421

(630): We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds

http://tfl.nu/p9wa

I'm afraid it has come to this

From Overheard in the Office

Service rep on phone: Yes, ma'am, I can find a salon near you. What is your zip code?
(sound of five beeps as woman keys in her zip code)
Service rep: Ma'am, could you speak your zip code, please?
(five beeps again)
Service rep: Ma'am! You are on the phone with a human being! Tell me, using your words, what you zip code is! (pause) Thank you, no, I'm not a recording!