(504): My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.http://tfl.nu/4z6k
(609): i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his casthttp://tfl.nu/q9sr
(630): Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.http://tfl.nu/huht
(217): Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
(347): Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....http://tfl.nu/buh9