Saturday, December 25, 2010

Catching up on the TFLNs, part 1

It's been over two months since I posted any Texts From Last Night. There are a large number of good ones, so I'm going to break the posts up, sort of by subject.


(425): You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap

(650): You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...

(250): you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".

(818): Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob

(215): If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.

(845): You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.

(715): I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.

(202): you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.

(864): and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.

(415): You kept trying to hail an ambulance

(512): I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.

Micro movie review

The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest: Very nice, but lacking the suspense of the first two. Don't bother if you haven't seen them.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Festivus greetings!

To all those who observe Festivus, have a happy one.

If you'd like to sing a Festivus song, see my previous post.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Plat du jour--guest submission

Dn that.

Another one found by Joanne.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Micro movie review

The King's Speech: You'll enjoy it royally.