(919): So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.http://tfl.nu/it54
(309): They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekendhttp://tfl.nu/32kc
(907): I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.http://tfl.nu/ckwf
(269): Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.http://tfl.nu/d22v
MISCELLANEOUS
(514): We had to coat check the pizza.http://tfl.nu/aa4o
(630): im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.http://tfl.nu/uwyc
(518): plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.http://tfl.nu/e2rh
(662): The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowlhttp://tfl.nu/s3lv
(319): My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.http://tfl.nu/nin0
(804): I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...http://tfl.nu/tuy1
(907): She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.http://tfl.nu/lil1
(905): I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddingshttp://tfl.nu/jatg
(443): The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.http://tfl.nu/d0ly
(630): He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.http://tfl.nu/mxqh
(732): Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.http://tfl.nu/qv1x
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