Wednesday, December 07, 2011

Today's collection of TFLNs

(914): You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
(210): If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
(520): One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
(615): A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
(740): I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
(530): sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom

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