Saturday, December 17, 2011

Friday, December 16, 2011

Quote the day (if the day were Wednesday)

The unsuccessful Republican 2010 senatorial candidate from Delaware, Tea Party idiot Christine O'Donnell, endorsed Mitt Romney, saying,
He’s been consistent since he changed his mind.

Perhaps she's hired Yogi Berra as a speechwriter.

Don't contribute to the homo- and transphobic Salvation Army

I've put this on Facebook, but I don't think I've ever said it here. I certainly haven't this year.

Why You Shouldn't Donate to the Salvation Army Bell Ringers

Somali thugs receive U.S. justice

Somali pirates get life in U.S. court

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Boo, Postal Service

CVS sent me a nice 20% off coupon. It is good on the 10th and 11th. It came today, the 13th. Does anyone wonder why the Postal Service is in trouble?

Sunday, December 11, 2011

TFLN time

(269): P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
(682): I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
(970): Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
(412): There's strippers and [beer] every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
(567): For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
(443): You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
(562): guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
(201): My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.

Best Overheard in New York of the day

Guy #1 to friend pouring sugar in his coffee: Would you like some coffee with you sugar?
Guy #2: Would you like some up with your shut-the-fuck?

via Overheard in New York, Dec 10, 2011