Panicking cow kills Palestinian in Muslim feast
If someone were trying to kill me I might panic, too.
1 hour ago
Wife: I'm cold. Are you cold?
Husband: Not really.
Wife: How come men never complain about being cold?
Husband: We have good thermostats, you have multiple orgasms. Wanna trade?
via Overheard in New York, Oct 17, 2012