Saturday, July 04, 2015

Texts from last night

(630): Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today

(813): Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour

(503): how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?

(562): I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?

(504): Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.

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