tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-153957802012-02-01T11:48:43.132-05:00Not just for the dyslexic.capricehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06724714559985306062noreply@blogger.comBlogger22281100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15395780.post-9557591421215550222012-01-31T23:47:00.000-05:002012-01-31T23:47:38.271-05:00

Heavy snows cause "moose emergency" concern in Alaska

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(717): I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend! (215): It's a Thursday. http://tfl.nu/79xq

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Teen, looking at rack of sweater vests: Hey, look--I could turn into Rick Santorum! Mother: Yeah, but then I'd have to disown you. --Century 21 Overheard by: Benny via Overheard in New York, Jan 27, 2012

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(410): My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end. http://tfl.nu/noz9(316): He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over. http://tfl.nu/vzgx(310): She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked. http://tfl.nu/yes9(202): In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my

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I haven't done one of these in a very long time. Iowa: Bettendorf bobcat sighting no surprise to Iowa DNR, Bettendorf dog survives suspected bobcat attack Washington: Readers share close encounters Arizona: Bobcats feast on Fountain Hills pet, Several Bobcats Caught in Fountain Hills, This is a bobcat not a house cat. Florida: St. Lucie West Man Finds Bobcat In Yard, Officials say big cat

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U.S. Military Frees 2 Western Hostages From Somali Pirates

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(865): He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends. http://tfl.nu/ncfq(610): i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross.  they have standards. http://tfl.nu/8v5s(317): I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you." http://tfl.nu/oa2r(603)

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It looks like the size of the New York State Senate will increase by one to 63. While this might give the Republicans a slight advantage in trying to retain control of that house, I think that is far preferable to having an even number of senators. That has caused quite a bit of chaos. My glob has received a visitor from Cambodia. That might be a first. When I'm cold at home I put on an old 

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Postal rates went up today. First class is now 45 cents.

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(317): hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room. http://tfl.nu/qubv(804): have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with http://tfl.nu/vxai(201): Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of

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Dutch marines open fire on pirates I'm really glad they are finding ways for merchant ships to defend themselves. It's probably the most cost-effective way of stemming this thuggery.

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Estimated taxes are due tomorrow.

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(360): sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name. http://tfl.nu/z35x(734): What do you wear to apply at a strip club? http://tfl.nu/ttz5(917): Her stripper name is Geico.  I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up. http://tfl.nu/5qka(269): Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward. http://tfl.nu/yk34(714): I'm helping my Mormon ex

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UK, US sailors capture suspected Somali pirates

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Texas: Coyote roams gated community

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Oxford puzzles over unexplained death of professor This is obviously a case for the Masterpiece Mystery detective.

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Navy prevents attack by Somali pirate 'mothership'

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Somali Pirates Attack Spanish Warship and Lose

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(631): On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world (1-631): It's like a tribute to you being a slut http://tfl.nu/t5j2(706): On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo.  Proof that we really are related. http://tfl.nu/0zhl(214):

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NATO 'Neutralises' Somali Pirates

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Danish navy captures pirate vessel, frees hostages

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(941): We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships. http://tfl.nu/x14j(336): You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch http://tfl.nu/vf66(706): He answered his phone while he was eating me

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This could be a lot of things. Rapture love? Raptor love? Rap true love? Found by Joanne.

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(405): New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot. (580): ....this is what your political science major is getting you? http://tfl.nu/c72s(916): So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones. http://tfl.nu/pw89(352): Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room? http://tfl.nu/ie68(916): He

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For Iranians Waylaid by Pirates, U.S. to the Rescue Bold Lie Turns High-Seas Run-In Into Dramatic Rescue

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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy: Quite good, reducing the very complicated plot of the book to a movie-length story.

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NYC mayor: Girlfriend's kiss better than Gaga's

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(819): The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons. http://tfl.nu/84qu(724): I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported. http://tfl.nu/ojxl(615): Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ? http://tfl.nu/0u6g(812): He just tagged

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I have discovered I can turn off seeing the retweets of individual people I'm following on Twitter. I'm so happy. I once had to stop following a friend for a couple of days because she was on a retweet binge.  I just got a visitor to my blog from the Maldives. I think that's a first. Now Verizon has cancelled it's $2 fee for one-time online payments. This followed Bank of America's reversal of

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Somali pirates hijack Italian cargo ship off Oman

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War Horse--over-simplified, dumbed-down, sentimentality. The play is much better.

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(316): There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day. http://tfl.nu/dhd7(603): Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays. http://tfl.nu/na3q(715): tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a

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Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows--Crazy, unbelievable fun.

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For years I've been saying that Iraq would be three separate countries within 15 years of us getting out. Now I wonder if it will be 15 months. I recently got a visitor to my blog from Mongolia. I think that's a first. My wife asked me to add a couple of tags to her key ring--her new gym membership card and a Godiva Chocolate frequent buyers card.

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43 Pirates Arrested, Extensive Shore-Based Anti-Piracy Operations Continue in Somalia It remains to be seen if this actually does anything significant.

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(408): You are right.  The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it. http://tfl.nu/jmvc(724): My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's? http://tfl.nu/cp3t(360): Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been

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I wonder if drivers compete for this route just so they can make this joke.Commuter to 10 bus driver: Are you a 10? Driver: Hope so... At least an eight. --X10 Bus Stop via Overheard in New York, Dec 23, 2011

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Found by Joanne.

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US Navy Stops Somali Pirate Attack

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Less wooden Romney hits New Hampshire campaign trail

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To all those who observe Festivus, have a happy one. If you'd like to sing a Festivus song, see my previous post.

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(971): he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out (916): you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it http://tfl.nu/3y26 (503): I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation.. http://tfl.nu/9q0x(717

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(269): I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class http://tfl.nu/65qj(580): Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying" http://tfl.nu/0sq3(530): it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes

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Bear In Hopatcong Man’s Basement Went Undetected For Weeks

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The unsuccessful Republican 2010 senatorial candidate from Delaware, Tea Party idiot Christine O'Donnell, endorsed Mitt Romney, saying, He’s been consistent since he changed his mind. Perhaps she's hired Yogi Berra as a speechwriter.

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I've put this on Facebook, but I don't think I've ever said it here. I certainly haven't this year. Why You Shouldn't Donate to the Salvation Army Bell Ringers

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Somali pirates get life in U.S. court

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CVS sent me a nice 20% off coupon. It is good on the 10th and 11th. It came today, the 13th. Does anyone wonder why the Postal Service is in trouble?

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(269): P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema. http://tfl.nu/a51s(682): I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face http://tfl.nu/zwwu(970): Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study. http://tfl.nu/bvl6(412): There's

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Guy #1 to friend pouring sugar in his coffee: Would you like some coffee with you sugar? Guy #2: Would you like some up with your shut-the-fuck? --Starbucks via Overheard in New York, Dec 10, 2011

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(580): So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep. http://tfl.nu/hhhj(606): only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding. http://tfl.nu/lmd6(708): Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis (773): Just arrived at our party http://tfl.nu/7hao(586): It was fun until the

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NATO Warship Intercepts Pirates Turkish Navy Disrupt suspected Somali pirates off Kenya coast

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(914): You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street. http://tfl.nu/q2es(210): If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night http://tfl.nu/5uhb(520): One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops. http://tfl.nu/4y8e(615): A total of 95 cents was

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"MythBusters" cannonball rips through house, van Photo By Doug Duran, Bay Area News Group

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As much as I dislike religion, and as much as I wish the Constitution required government to be secular and not neutral, calling something a "holiday tree" is just plain wrong. As far as I know, the only holiday this time of year that has a tree in its observance is Christmas. As long as the other holidays get an equal opportunity for public recognition, I have no problem with governmental

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(682): I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery. http://tfl.nu/qxsn (216): I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested. http://tfl.nu/d2mk

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Calamity Chang is ending?/suspending? her monthly Beatles Burlesque show at Public Assembly. This is one of my favorite shows, with a live band fronted by singer Broadway Brassy doing Beatles (and occasional other Brit) songs. The burlesquers strip to their music. It's one of my favorite shows, and I'll really miss it. After the top-10 ranked Wisconsin men's basketball team lost its second game

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Uh, this isn't Ireland.

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(508): Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated. http://tfl.nu/0bri(620): And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life. http://tfl.nu/jjq6(219): Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots

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There's no way I could choose just one of these. Flying squirrels invade hospital emergency room for second time in two weeks Military dogs taking Xanax, receiving therapy, for canine PTSD Pig learns to walk upright on its front legs (George Orwell would have loved this one.) Funny Finnish bunny thinks he's a chicken

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NASA plans first space washing machine This article says nothing about how they get the clothes dry. I'm picturing them doing a space walk and hanging them on a clothes line strung between the solar panels.

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(not that it isn't all over the U.S.) Kentucky church bans interracial marriage

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Royal Navy arrests suspected pirates off Somali coast Navy detains seven suspected pirates in Seychelles Royal Marines capture suspected Somali pirates after high-speed chase

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Man is accidentally shot by his own dog

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Somali pirates jailed in France for kidnapping couple

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She sells insurance, I think.

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I don't mind most of Christmas, but the ubiquitous music just grates.

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I wonder how much it would cost to send St. Patrick's Day back to Ireland?

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(630): Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver. http://tfl.nu/1ykf (817): she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable http://tfl.nu/cijd (303): I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my

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I'm now following @MoneyBall28 on Twitter, helping to push Montee to the Heisman! On Wisconsin! #monteeball

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Woman pepper sprays other Walmart Black Friday shoppers Battle for Black Friday deals includes pepper spray, shootings

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Found by Carolyn Ann.

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(412): My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life http://tfl.nu/dsvt (502): Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?

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Washington: Backyard bobcat Arizona: Backyard bobcat before breakfast, Wildlife sightings have police urging caution, Hello, Kitty Colorado: In and out of town, Bobcat Attacks Family Dog In Pueblo West, Cat's paw, Another wild cat encounter, this time in Gunnison County Connecticut: Here big kitty, kitty...bobcat spotted in Bethany Texas: ETX Pigslayer catches bobcat, Bobcat Family Roams

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I know this because Livejournal sent me an e-mail reminder.

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Any relation to LE PROF?

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France holds first trial of suspected Somali pirates

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I'm really happy they're bringing back Billy Crystal to host the Oscars broadcast. He was their best emcee since Johnny Carson. Maybe even better. Since the battery in my Droid phone sometimes lasts only about 8 hours, I always carry a spare. One evening it ran out when I was at a bar, so I put in the charged one. A guy saw this, and asked, "You can do that?" with a look of pure envy. An iPhone

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Found by Joanne, who said it was "Something we all want."

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(651): I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober. http://tfl.nu/gztw (508): So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test. http://tfl.nu/gxsj (604): i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper. (1-604): please. text

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One of the 1%.

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It's 11/11/11, Nerd New Year according to some. It's also the 13th anniversary of the first time I went out as Caprice. No Bat Mitzvah jokes, please.

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Marines to Build Mock Container Ship for Counter-Piracy Training France launches Gulf of Guinea anti-piracy op

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Similar to 3 KIDS, and 3BRATS. Found by Carolyn Ann.

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(860): Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress? http://tfl.nu/gpyt (425): We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party. http://tfl.nu/nzty (402): doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in

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Asking who’s the “man” and who’s the “woman” in a gay relationship is like going to a Chinese restaurant and asking which chopstick is the fork. I got this from Apathy Angel, but it seems to have been around for a while.

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Moneyball: Fair (but pretty close to the foul line).

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Fishermen freed themselves, retook boat after pirate hijacking in Indian Ocean, Taiwan says Also, this good news: EU Navfor Warship FGs Koeln Disrupts and Sinks Pirate Action Group And this: Stinky Water Walls Sold as Better Pirate Shield Than Bullets And this: Somalia Piracy Spurs Private Navy to Start Within Five Months

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As far as I can tell, being a Roman has nothing to do with Adelphi University.

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Copycat pirate attacks on the rise in West Africa Private security: Pirates seize oil tanker, kidnap crew off coast of Nigeria’s southern delta UPDATE: Pirates release oil tanker with Pinoy crew — report

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Wild Turkeys Get a Taste of Domesticity, Much to a Borough’s Chagrin

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The color of the car is certainly spicyhot. Found by Joanne.

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(630): wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen http://tfl.nu/89g2 (587): My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween http://tfl.nu/z2rb (405): He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of

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Source: Brian Ellis on Facebook

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