VARIATIONS ON A (SPAM) THEME IV

Assured dates at the moment?
Assured dates currently!
Assured hookups nowadays?
Assured meetings at the moment?
Assured meetups nowadays
Ensured dates currently?
Ensured dates promptly
Ensured hookups promptly?
Ensured meetings nowadays!
Guaranteed dates at present
Guaranteed hookups now
Guaranteed hookups nowadays?
Guaranteed meetings promptly
Guaranteed meetings right away?
Guaranteed meetups right away
Warranted dates currently?
Warranted dates at the moment!
Warranted hookups nowadays?
Warranted hookups right away
Warranted meetings at present
Warranted meetings now

If you like this sort of, er, inventiveness see my previous installments, starting with this one. I update them (and this one) continually, as more examples arrive.