WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT
(425): You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas laphttp://tfl.nu/o5dz
(650): You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...http://tfl.nu/m3m8
(250): you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".http://tfl.nu/bzic
(818): Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjobhttp://tfl.nu/xjl4
(215): If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.http://tfl.nu/hl9i
(845): You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.http://tfl.nu/r8rw
(715): I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.http://tfl.nu/tfhs
(202): you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.http://tfl.nu/e7cu
(864): and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.http://tfl.nu/9hr6
(415): You kept trying to hail an ambulancehttp://tfl.nu/adc4
(512): I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.http://tfl.nu/cojk
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