Friday, November 13, 2015

Recent news round-up, Part 3

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Recent news round-up, Part 2

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Recent news round-up, Part 1

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Correction of the day

Correction: White House-Halloween story
WASHINGTON (AP) — In a story Oct. 30 about Halloween festivities at the White House, The Associated Press reported erroneously that a toddler dressed in a pope costume was a boy. The child was a girl.  

Recent news round-up, Part 2

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Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Happy 17th--to me

Today is the 17th anniversary of my first time going out as Caprice. I guess I'm legal now, at least in New York.

Monday, November 09, 2015

Today's news round-up

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Texts from Last Night

(630): Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed. http://tfl.nu/zq9m

Halloween, continued

(978): Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you http://tfl.nu/9iwc

(803): I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird http://tfl.nu/j1op

Tinder

(815): My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!? http://tfl.nu/x6r7

(425): I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates. http://tfl.nu/11s2

Walk of shame

(360): Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid. http://tfl.nu/ony4

What you did last night

(713): Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
(1-713): That explains the nerd bow & arrow... http://tfl.nu/zef7

(863): You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back http://tfl.nu/r23n