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Joanne found this one. Perhaps it was on the vehicle they're building in Central Park, right next to the zoo.
Not just for the dyslexic.
Sharp was known in Washington as one of the best lawyers nobody knew.
When the husband and kids are gone is a great time to let my hair down & do crazy stuff they'd never understand. Now eating brussel sprouts!
Bimbette #1: So then I found out he hooked up with Amy while I was peeing in the bathroom.
Bimbette #2: Did you still sleep with him?
Bimbette #1: Yeah, of course! Why should I let her have all the fun? I just don't know what to do now, though cause I feel like I had her sloppy seconds.
Random lady sitting in front of them: Girls can you shut the hell up already? I'm trying to enjoy a quiet train ride home. No one here cares who you slept with, we all know you're gonna be with a different guy next week, anyway.
(girls jump up and run out of train car, one in tears)
--Penn Station
I'm driving I'm driving - oops guess I shouldn't be tweeting :)YYYYYYYY:
@XXXXXXXX Yay! You get your license back???