Plat du jour--guest submission

Found by Joanne.

Somali thugs win one

Somali pirates hijack US-operated ship, crew of 23

Rant of the day

My space heater has two settings, "Low" and "High." They should be marked "Useless" and "Incinerate."

[Correction] It wasn't Wal-Mart. But still don't shop there.

HT to @Sarahgoat on Twitter. Original source from  @jamiepinkham