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Recent news round-up
Good News
- Texas Abortion Clinic to Reopen After Ruling
- Court grants Obama plea to re-hear health case
- NYC: Unruly Final Section of High Line to Open
- New York police to announce details of body camera pilot program
- U.S. Justice Department to investigate Ferguson police after teen shooting
- Kentucky bans tobacco products on most state properties
- Few gains for Gaza after Hamas 'victory' over Israel
- Jihadists beheadings sow fear, prompt Muslim revulsion
- Florida town's notorious speed traps under investigation
- Gay Groups to March in St. Patrick’s Day Parade as a Ban Falls
Bad News
Thursday, September 04, 2014
Tuesday, September 02, 2014
The return of Texts From Last Night!
It's been a long time since I posted any of these. Here are some of my favorites from the last few days.
(618): We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that. http://tfl.nu/jp22
(724): Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating. http://tfl.nu/l251
(303): Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability" http://tfl.nu/w8b2
(904): That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk. http://tfl.nu/4nud
LAST NIGHT
(214): Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night http://tfl.nu/5aj8
(248): I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night http://tfl.nu/poxt
(212): Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants. http://tfl.nu/1uem
(519): You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear http://tfl.nu/17oq
(615): I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
(1-615): Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from... http://tfl.nu/z1jn
(305): Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it? http://tfl.nu/7lec
UNDERPANTS
(919): I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock http://tfl.nu/ok2j
(686): I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain? http://tfl.nu/11qh
(727): why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter? http://tfl.nu/8q6n
(909): I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire http://tfl.nu/2hlt
DICK PICS
(419): Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know. http://tfl.nu/qfoz
(902): Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena. http://tfl.nu/gxq5
AND FINALLY
(801): Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think http://tfl.nu/vzmp
(309): Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me http://tfl.nu/hnwf
(618): We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that. http://tfl.nu/jp22
(724): Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating. http://tfl.nu/l251
(303): Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability" http://tfl.nu/w8b2
(904): That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk. http://tfl.nu/4nud
LAST NIGHT
(214): Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night http://tfl.nu/5aj8
(248): I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night http://tfl.nu/poxt
(212): Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants. http://tfl.nu/1uem
(519): You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear http://tfl.nu/17oq
(615): I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
(1-615): Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from... http://tfl.nu/z1jn
(305): Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it? http://tfl.nu/7lec
UNDERPANTS
(919): I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock http://tfl.nu/ok2j
(686): I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain? http://tfl.nu/11qh
(727): why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter? http://tfl.nu/8q6n
(909): I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire http://tfl.nu/2hlt
DICK PICS
(419): Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know. http://tfl.nu/qfoz
(902): Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena. http://tfl.nu/gxq5
AND FINALLY
(801): Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think http://tfl.nu/vzmp
(309): Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me http://tfl.nu/hnwf
Today's news round-up
Good News
- Justice Department Settles Immigration-Related Employment Discrimination Claim Against a Restaurant Management Company I'm glad the company had to pay.
Monday, September 01, 2014
Today's news round-up
Good News
- Judge Blocks Abortion Law in Louisiana
- Insufficient postage leads to bust of fake drugs
- Egypt delays deadline for criticized NGO registry
- After unrest over shooting, Ferguson police now wear body cameras
Bad News
- Brazil poll favorite rows back on gay marriage
- Boko Haram kill scores in captured Nigeria town
- North Korea tightens grip on phone SIM cards used by tourists
- Border Patrol Agent Fires at Armed Militia Member "Militias" shouldn't be hanging around near the border. He's lucky he's still alive.
Animal headline of the day
Dog turns on stove, which then sets laptop ablaze
Who would leave a laptop on a stove? Who would leave anything burnable on a stove?
Who would leave a laptop on a stove? Who would leave anything burnable on a stove?
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