Malaysia is Asia's 1st to charge Somali pirates
Previously: this
6 hours ago
Not just for the dyslexic.
Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, here is today's trivia question: in the movie The Wizard of Oz, what was the name of Dorothy's uncle? If you know the answer please tell the conductor. It's driving him nuts.
--F Train
Flamboyant gay man to couple pushing bulldog in stroller: Oh my god! Your dog ate your baby!
--Chelsea
Being that I'm wearing my SpongeBob undies, I'm now referring to my vagina as the pineapple under the sea...@StormyLeatherNY on Twitter