Another one from Overheard in NY

Little boy: Mommy, John McCain likes Abba.
Mom: Does he really now? Then you two have something in common.
Little boy: Noooooo!

--Overheard in New York

Today's best from Overheard in NY

Principal, over PA system: Attention: We are testing out the PA system. If you don't hear this, please call the office.

--Public School

Overheard in NY

No wonder our schools are failing.

Is this a setback for crossdressing?

Plat du jour

Found by an optician's on Lexington Ave.