Happy anniversary..to me!

I just noticed that yesterday was the fifth anniversary of this blog. 1819 posts (including this one), and 77,187 visitors later, I'm still at it--though I seldom write the long posts I used to. I'm a very slow writer, and I no longer want to spend the hours that that kind of posting requires. So there is now very little about my life here. People who are interested in what I'm doing can follow me on Twitter.(I probably won't accept a Facebook friend request, however, unless I actually know you--I'm trying to decrease my time there also. Besides, 90% of what I post there is a duplicate of what I tweet.)

So, happy (belated) anniversary to my glob.

Semi-random thoughts

• A friend reported that she didn't receive a resume that a headhunter had told her he was e-mailing to her. He tried again and it still didn't arrive. She reported this to her systems support. Eventually they explained that the e-mail had been blocked by the company's spam filter--the resume included the fact that the applicant had graduated cum laude.
• I unfriended someone on Facebook because I got a recommendation for a page she liked: George W. Bush. I checked her profile to make sure it wasn't a fluke first, but she had a Carly Fiorina thing posted right there.
• I am always surprised when one of those automatic toilets flush when I stand up.

More TFLNs

(408): if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place

http://tfl.nu/15wd

(816): Absence makes the cock grow harder.

http://tfl.nu/yyl1

(407): we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her

http://tfl.nu/n8un

(843): I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?

http://tfl.nu/1lt0

(773): Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.

http://tfl.nu/9eix

(603): did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.

http://tfl.nu/v4st

(607): My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.

http://tfl.nu/oech

(774): I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.

http://tfl.nu/6q4x

(519): I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick

http://tfl.nu/bx5i

It must be a very slow news day

Speeding driver in Macedonia kills 30 sheep

Happy 8/9/10!

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