I'll give him an "A" for creativity.

Inmate seeking kosher meals cites Festivus belief

Semi-random thoughts

• I've finished my last mandatory continuing legal education class for the biennium! Now I can renew my registration and be a lawyer for another 2 years. And I even have an extra hour of CLE that I can carry over to the next biennium.
• When I set up my account at the Office of Court Administration, so I could renew my registration as a lawyer online, I had to enter the sum of the digits of my social security number. That's a new one. One of my friends commented that they seem to be into numerology at OCA.
• My new strategy for not eating between meals: I wear my corset nice and tight.
• I once posted that I'd never have to refill my Metrocard in the subway again. I was wrong. Last night I lost my automatically refilling EasyPay card. I reported it missing, and the MTA person said it would be 10 to 15 business days before my new one arrives. Only a monopoly could get away with such poor customer service.
• L'Oreal discontinued my favorite lipstick. But I was able to find 7 tubes online. Assuming they all arrive safely, that should keep me nice and colorful for quite some time.

Headline of the day

Baby Jesus Removed From S.I. Ferry Terminal

Plat du jour--guest submission

Quite apropos in this weather.

Another one from Joanne.

I really think this is true for a good number of voters

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Every once in a while Dilbert comes up with a good one

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Yes, I'm still posting animal headlines

Cowboy on horseback lassoes runaway reindeer