Recent news round-up, Part 4

Good News

• Florida college band member gets 4 years in hazing death

Recent news round-up, Part 3

Good News

• California family to get $1 million after bullied child committed suicide
• New York City teacher arrested for flying drone at U.S. Open stadium They really need to crack down on drone operators.
• Oklahoma Republican chairman to resign after 5-month term

Bad News

• Thai junta hits royal critics with record jail time

Recent news round-up, Part 2

Good News

• U.S. court: Transgender illegal immigrant cannot be deported to Mexico
• Harvard gives students more latitude to describe their gender
• U.S., allies conduct 21 air strikes against Islamic State: U.S. military
• 3 Indians get 20 years in jail for raping Japanese student
• New federal requirements on cellphone surveillance All law enforcement agencies in the country should be following this.

Bad News

• Double suicide bombing in north Cameroon kills 19, wounds 143
• Official: Islamic militants destroy ancient tombs in Syria
• IS retakes part of Iraqi town of Baiji: Pentagon

Recent news round-up, Part 1

Good News

• With clerk jailed, gay Kentucky couples get marriage license
• Judge refuses to drop charges against police in Gray death
• Plan targets health care bias against transgender people
• A new app that lets users' friends 'virtually walk them home at night' is exploding in popularity
• Curt Schilling’s ESPN Season Is Over After Tweet Comparing Muslim Extremists To Nazis

Bad News

• Tennessee judge refuses straight couple’s divorce, citing SCOTUS gay marriage ruling This is ridiculous.
• Boko Haram attacks leave over 2.1 mn displaced in Nigeria

Animal headline of the day--double play

China enlists monkeys to keep birds from spoiling big parade

Recent news round-up, Part 2

Good News

• NY court refuses to hear appeals in chimp personhood case
• U.S. court denies $2 million legal fees to conservatives in voting rights case
• Nigeria military claims recapture of key town from Boko Haram
• Consumer panel: Airlines should disclose fees, seat size

Bad News

• Turkish court arrests British reporters on 'IS terror' charges
• Multiple suicide attacks kill 12 Iraqi troops, militiamen
• Turk soldier killed on border with Islamic State territory in Syria: officials

Recent news round-up, Part 1

Good News

• Federal judge orders Kentucky clerk and her staff to court I don't think fines will have any effect on her. Sympathizers from around the country will contribute to pay her fines.
• Senate leader: Not enough votes to defund Planned Parenthood
• Uber drivers granted class action status in lawsuit over employment
• Graffiti artist Fairey will stand trial for property damage Time and again he has shown he has no respect for the law.
• Producer Of Nickelodeon Shows Finally Signs Studio Teachers Union’s Contract

Bad News

• Home detention for white police chief who shot black man He should have gone to jail for a year, not home detention.
• Azeri court jails corruption-busting journalist
• Boko Haram killers on horseback massacre nearly 80 in NE Nigeria

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Recent news round-up

Good News

• In first, Saudi women allowed to run in local elections
• Turkish jets join US-led coalition strikes on Islamic State
• Chad executes 10 Boko Haram members by firing squad: sources
• Nigeria arrests Boko Haram commander linked with suicide attacks
• Kurdish forces free seven villages in Iraq: officials

Bad News

• Egypt sentences 3 Al-Jazeera reporters to 3 years in prison
• IS cracks down on western Iraqi town after rare protest
• IS in Syria executes over 90 people in month: monitor
• IS fighters try to push into new district in Syrian capital