Spam of the day

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Considering the fact the Oprah has recently topped 200 lbs., this spam-o-gram is particularly untimely.

Plat du jour

OK, we get it.

Complaint of the day

Trying to put together an evening out with semi-closeted crossdressers is like trying to nail jello to the wall. With a foam rubber hammer.

Weekly free associations

1. Travel :: clock


2. Expensive :: cheap


3. Backspace :: delete


4. Traffic noise :: constant


5. Now see here :: son


6. Vegetables :: yummy


7. Chat :: Thursday


8. Your calling :: retired!


9. Weekly :: monthly


10. Oh! :: well

HT to Unconscious Mutterings.

Plat du jour

An incorporated wife? Unless it's Mr. Sinc. Or any one of a number of M.R.S. corporations.