Plat du jour

And his dog ate his homework

Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child pornography

HT to Patrick Yacco

Plat du jour

Let's hear it for technology

Paterson Hospital To Let Abuse Victims Get Restraining Orders

I ♥ NYC

From Overheard in New York:

Bible thumper: I love you all... even you, sir.
Man: I hate you.

--A Train

Plat du jour

Never forget what? POWs? Trade Center victims?

Facebook status of the day

Mother:"You're President of the abstinence club!"
Daughter: "Well, I wasn't planning on running for a second term."

Plat du jour--Music Department, part 5

This one is a bit confusing. RAGX means ragtime (clue: the plate frame), but 4MI? For me? Four miles? For M.I.? Form I? I dunno.

I thought I didn't want to hear another word about Michael Jackson

But I was wrong.

From Overheard in New York:

Jew for Jesus, holding out pamphlet: Here, have one.
Woman: Hmm?
Jew for Jesus: It's about Jesus!
Woman: Oh, I'm not interested in him. I thought it was about Michael Jackson.

Plat du jour--Music Department, part 4

I find a lot of these musically-related plates in the Tanglewood parking lots. This belongs to a string quartet player.

Weekly free associations

I missed a week.

1. Memo :: Cube


2. Copy :: Machine


3. Office :: Depot


4. Stapler :: Jammed


5. Paycheck :: None


6. Watercooler :: Waste


7. Desk :: Messy


8. Human :: Resources


9. Resort :: Last


10. Boss :: None

1. Taxman :: Beatles


2. Material :: Girl


3. Format :: Disk


4. File cabinet :: Need


5. Ignore :: Facebook


6. Super! :: Glue!


7. Fireproof :: Building


8. Blockbuster :: Gone


9. Snooper :: Pooper


10. Good will :: Hunting

From: Unconscious Mutterings