caprice's glob: 5/30/10

Friday, June 04, 2010

Living with bobcats XXXVI

California: 'Babe' has her babies

Arizona: Reader Photos

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Headline of the day

Boy uses video game skills to save sister from moose

It's time for more Texts from Last Night

(678): At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
(908): Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?

http://tfl.nu/yka4

(315): His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.

http://tfl.nu/73dw

(954): so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine

http://tfl.nu/9kja

(216): As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.

http://tfl.nu/d4mm

(443): I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.

http://tfl.nu/2acf

(860): letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs

http://tfl.nu/yswk

(+49): Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face

http://tfl.nu/4iya

(219): My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?

http://tfl.nu/0knj

(514): I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was

http://tfl.nu/5j8j

Plat du jour

From Overheard in New York

Conductor: Tickets, please. Oh, wow, is that a parrot?
Lady with parrot on her shoulder: Yes, it is. I take him out every mother's day to see my parents. He's on a leash, though, and won't make any noise.
Conductor: Okay, no problem. There's actually a cat in the next car and a dog in the one after that.
Parrot lady's kid: A cat in the next car?! Cats eat birds. One animal per car!
Conductor, deadpan: I've got bad news for you, kid--there's more animals on this car than just that parrot.
Casual observer, not looking up from his paper: Truer words have never been spoken.

--Metro North

via Overheard in New York, Jun 1, 2010