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Saturday, December 26, 2015
Texts from last night
(586): Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
(630): The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
(310): Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
(715): Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
(773): Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
(517): Who is this?
(508): i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
(306): Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
(214): You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
(708): I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
(630): The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
(310): Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
(715): Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
(773): Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
(517): Who is this?
(508): i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
(306): Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
(214): You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
(708): I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Friday, December 25, 2015
Texts from last night
Texts from last night has changed its format. There is no longer a URL for each text.
What I did last night
(630): I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
(509): I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
(510): apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
What you did last night
(224): We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
(215): I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
(515): There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
(913): You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Sex
(407): Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
(612): We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
(407): Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
(248): My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
(937): Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
(510): I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
No Sex
(419): Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Miscellaneous
(973): So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
What I did last night
(630): I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
(509): I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
(510): apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
What you did last night
(224): We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
(215): I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
(515): There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
(913): You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Sex
(407): Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
(612): We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
(407): Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
(248): My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
(937): Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
(510): I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
No Sex
(419): Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Miscellaneous
(973): So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Thursday, December 24, 2015
Recent news round-up
Good News
- The Beatles’ Catalog Finally Available On Streaming Sites, Just In Time For Christmas Now I'll have to really consider replacing my Pandora subscription with Amazon Prime Music.
- New York Officer Is Charged in Arrest of Man Who Tried to Film Him Also: Arrest of NYPD officer brings filming of officers into focus Cops had better learn that it is ok for people to record them doing their jobs.
- US Iran hostages compensated decades after ordeal
- Democrats Praise Virginia Court Settlement in Voting Rights Case
- Kurdish-Arab alliance pushes IS back in north Syria: spokesman
- Iraqi forces close in on key Ramadi district
- U.S., allies conduct 18 strikes in Iraq, six in Syria: U.S. military
- Judge upholds Seattle's 'gun violence' tax
- Russia targets Kremlin foe Khodorkovsky with international warrant Russia is not a democracy.
- Suspected Boko Haram fighters launch four strikes on Lake Chad area
- Triple IS suicide attack kills 11 Syrian regime fighters
- Official: 200 al-Shabab fighters pledge allegiance to IS
- Islamic State sanctioned organ harvesting in document taken in U.S. raid
Wednesday, December 23, 2015
It's Festivus! Time for feats of strength and the airing of grievances
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To all Seinfeld fans (and non-fans), Happy Festivus!To the tune of Let it Snow:
What a lovely day for Festivus,
a Festivus for the rest of us,
this is the place to hate,
let them wait, let them wait, let them wait.
It doesn't show signs of stopping,
I bought some caps for popping,
aluminum pole's aglow,
let them know, let them know, let them know.
With the feat of strength at hand,
stop crying fight your old man,
so go and drink another beer,
T'is the best time of the year!
What a lovely day for Festivus,
a Festivus for the rest of us,
gather your family around,
cut them down, cut them down, cut them down.
No need for decorating,
as tinsel's too distracting,
all you need is a metal pole,
cleanse your soul, cleanse your soul, cleanse your soul.
With the feat of strength at hand,
stop crying fight your old man,
so go and drink another beer,
T'is the best time of the year!
What a lovely day for Festivus,
a Festivus for the rest of us,
gather your family around,
cut them down, cut them down, cut them down.
No need for decorating,
as tinsel's too distracting,
all you need is a metal pole,
cleanse your soul, cleanse your soul, cleanse your soul.
With the feat of strength at hand,
stop crying fight your old man,
so go and drink another beer,
T'is the best time of the year!
T'is the best time of the year!
Tuesday, December 22, 2015
Today's news round-up, Part 2
Good News
- New Zealand judge rules Kim Dotcom can be deported to US
- Yet Another High School Girl Is Calling Out the School Dress Code Double Standard This is no different than Islamic countries requiring women to cover up their hair, face, or entire body.
- Court upholds Quebec doctor-assisted dying law
- Judge rules in favor of San Francisco officers in racist text case It's bad that the judge had to do this, because the city took too long to discipline the officers.
- 3 young suicide bombers kill 6 in Nigeria's northeast
Today's news round-up, Part 1
Good News
- New York City lays out transgender protection on dress codes, bathroom use
- Appeals court says gov't can't reject offensive trademarks
- Virginia to Stop Recognizing Concealed Gun Permits From 25 States
- Greek parliament approves civil union for same-sex couples
- Support for legal abortion at highest level in 2 years
- Utah Planned Parenthood to get funds to year end
- Iraq forces advance into centre of IS-held Ramadi
- Islamic State lost 14 pct of its territory in 2015: report
Monday, December 21, 2015
Sunday, December 20, 2015
Micro movie review
The Danish Girl: The somewhat fictionalized story of the transgender woman to get the first gender reassignment surgery, back in the 1920s. The film was very well-acted and beautifully filmed. My biggest complaint about the film is that people with little exposure to transgender people will think this is typical of how transsexual people realize their true gender identities. Today, at least, it is most frequently at a much younger age.
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