Plat du jour

Headline of the day

Goat wanders into nursing home in the Bronx

Plat du jour--guest submission

From Carolyn Ann's collection

I ♥ NYC!

From Overheard in New York:

Hipster to 50-something tourist who is blocking the way: Hey, lady, where you from?
Woman, proudly: Kansas.
Hipster: Well, Dorothy, this is not Kansas. This is Times Square, New York City, now get the fuck out of the way! (crowd cheers)

Headline of the day

Pantless man accused of harassing neighbor's horse

Plat du jour

I'm puzzled about this one. There are a couple of restaurants named the Roux, but neither are anywhere near New York.

I ♥ NYC!

From Overheard in New York:

Tourist, taking photo to woman walking in front of camera: Hey! You ruined my picture!
Aggravated city woman: And you ruined my city!

--Grand Central Station