How convenient

Man fatally shot outside Camden funeral home

Still over-priced

H/T to @jdoxblood on Twitter

I didn't realize dead people use the internet

Free Wi-Fi Comes to Trinity Church Graveyard

Headline of the day

Catholic bishops: More exorcists needed

Especially if the exorcists can remove pedophilia.

Headline of the day

New Jersey School Fire Blamed On Squirrel

This sounds suspiciously like "My dog ate my homework."

Yawn headline of the day

Turkey on NJ Turnpike causes havoc, evades capture
Big deal, there are lots of turkeys driving on the NJ turnpike.

OK, I guess I really should file this under "living with wild turkeys."

Yogi Berra is alive and well, writing for Time Magazine

Sharp was known in Washington as one of the best lawyers nobody knew.

From Inside Bush and Cheney's Final Days

Great! It's outdoors, so people can smoke

Obama to sign anti-smoking bill in Rose Garden

OK, I'll admit to taking a cheap shot in order to make a joke here. I really doubt anyone directly involved will be smoking at the ceremony, and smoking might very well be banned in the Rose Garden. In fact, I have no idea what the White House smoking rules are.