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Showing posts with label internet finds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label internet finds. Show all posts
Saturday, August 06, 2016
Sunday, July 31, 2016
Monday, July 04, 2016
Sunday, July 03, 2016
Saturday, June 25, 2016
Tuesday, June 21, 2016
Sunday, June 19, 2016
Wednesday, June 08, 2016
Thursday, April 21, 2016
Friday, March 25, 2016
At the book store
Posted by Tim Hankel on Wednesday, March 23, 2016
He's really got a lot of funny stuff on his Facebook timeline.
Sunday, February 21, 2016
Wednesday, February 03, 2016
Saturday, January 30, 2016
Tuesday, January 19, 2016
Animation of the day
A video artist made this series of 30 GIFs to commemorate his November visit to NYC.
NYC Gifathon from James Curran on Vimeo.
Explanations of some of the more obscure ones can be found here.Sunday, January 17, 2016
Wednesday, January 06, 2016
Sunday, January 03, 2016
Saturday, December 26, 2015
Texts from last night
(586): Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
(630): The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
(310): Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
(715): Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
(773): Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
(517): Who is this?
(508): i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
(306): Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
(214): You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
(708): I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
(630): The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
(310): Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
(715): Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
(773): Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
(517): Who is this?
(508): i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
(306): Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
(214): You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
(708): I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Friday, December 25, 2015
Texts from last night
Texts from last night has changed its format. There is no longer a URL for each text.
What I did last night
(630): I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
(509): I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
(510): apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
What you did last night
(224): We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
(215): I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
(515): There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
(913): You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Sex
(407): Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
(612): We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
(407): Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
(248): My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
(937): Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
(510): I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
No Sex
(419): Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Miscellaneous
(973): So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
What I did last night
(630): I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
(509): I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
(510): apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
What you did last night
(224): We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
(215): I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
(515): There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
(913): You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Sex
(407): Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
(612): We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
(407): Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
(248): My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
(937): Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
(510): I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
No Sex
(419): Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Miscellaneous
(973): So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Thursday, December 17, 2015
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