Fairey admits guilt

Artist admits lying over Obama poster image

It's been over two years since I last blogged on this. Liar/copyright violator/artist Shepard Fairey has now pleaded guilty to a charge of contempt of court, and faces six months in jail. I hope they throw the book at him.

Semi-random thoughts

• Writing a bio of myself in the third person is weird.
• I got a visitor to my glob from Djibouti.
• A friend of my wife's pointed out that her new thermos is really an adult sippy cup.
• Today is the 25th anniversary of my first meeting the woman who would become my wife.

Two days of TFLNs

(602): I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one.  She is taking me to see her dog now. http://tfl.nu/tbsd

(+55): Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept. http://tfl.nu/o11x

(347): Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray. http://tfl.nu/hbqi

(907): She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music http://tfl.nu/408g

(404): Watch the news tonight.  They interviewed me about a fire.  I was high as balls so it should be entertaining. http://tfl.nu/2wxu

(403): I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick. http://tfl.nu/pw1i

(607): I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
(315): Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch. http://tfl.nu/yk91

(864): I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek http://tfl.nu/7b27

(215): hungover waitressing a bar association event.  im being judged by actual judges. http://tfl.nu/xi1h

They didn't teach us about this when I was in law school

UK court OKs legal claim to be served via Facebook

Of course, there was no Facebook when I was in law school (Mark Zuckerberg had not even been born). Also, no Internet. Also, just about no personal computers.

Headline of the day

Santorum Draws a Crowd in Cumming

If you don't get this, read my earlier post.

Somali thugs 2, Good guys 1

Somali pirates hijack ship off Oman

Living with bobcats LVIII

Texas: Living with wildlife in the city

Arizona: Bobcat caught in trap is treated, fed, freed

California: Bobcat spotted in Rancho Peñasquitos yard

Florida: Strange sight in Pahokee, bobcat on a telephone pole, Rabies advisory for Nassau County, Pet owners beware: Bobcats on the attack in Rocky Point

Kansas: Shawnee Family Surprised by Backyard Bobcat

Minnesota: Bobcat Rescued in Hermantown, Follow-up on bobcat saved by MN police officer

Georgia: Rabid bobcat bit 2 dogs in Gillsville

It's the Sunday TFLN round-up

(814): I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day." http://tfl.nu/1vs8

(+44): He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake.  How was your Valentines Day? http://tfl.nu/3a44

(617): I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes." http://tfl.nu/5alc

(517): all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings. http://tfl.nu/fkoc

(916): WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!! http://tfl.nu/wbdy

(609):  Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
(856): Lmao sorry http://tfl.nu/mr80

(661): random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them http://tfl.nu/utqt

(567): Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there.  Bouncers couldn't catch me tho. http://tfl.nu/6eue

(717): Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move. http://tfl.nu/kgo8

(306): Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out? http://tfl.nu/y1by

(615): When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend? http://tfl.nu/p92h

(310): My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
(323): If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing. http://tfl.nu/54s4

(604): We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES http://tfl.nu/h0lt

(314): CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
(+04): Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you. http://tfl.nu/xp3j

(267): They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment. http://tfl.nu/jokz

(304): I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this? http://tfl.nu/dpdb

(308): And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night? http://tfl.nu/df5d