Semi-random thoughts

• Saturday generally seems to be the worst day of the week for visits to my blog. I guess I have somehow developed a following among orthodox Jews.
• A Facebook friend wrote,
  

  Can anyone I know recommend a place in NYC to eat that is loud, dark and impossible to have a conversation with someone? Can be expensive, I'm not paying.

  I wonder who she has to dine with?
• This morning a bird pooped on my wife's head. Everyone (including me) told her it's good luck. (Everyone (including me) lied.)
• It seems the expected life expectancy of an under-sink swing out garbage pail is 8.5 years.

Somali thugs lose again

US Navy holds 6 suspected pirates after battle

Another great TFLN

(757): I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.

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From TFLN

(636): A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.

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(612): I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm

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(256): Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.

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Yawn headline of the day

City Catholics Attend Easter Sunday Services

It would have been news if they didn't attend.