Only one good TFLN since last night, but it's a great one

(717): I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
(215): It's a Thursday. http://tfl.nu/79xq

I love it when parents tell it to their kids straight

Teen, looking at rack of sweater vests: Hey, look--I could turn into Rick Santorum!
Mother: Yeah, but then I'd have to disown you.

--Century 21

Overheard by: Benny
via Overheard in New York, Jan 27, 2012

Of course there are TFLNs

(410): My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end. http://tfl.nu/noz9

(316): He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over. http://tfl.nu/vzgx

(310): She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked. http://tfl.nu/yes9

(202): In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American. http://tfl.nu/gnds

(226): wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all. http://tfl.nu/mko0

(813): EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order? http://tfl.nu/uphg

(248): He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup. http://tfl.nu/dnmt

(614): This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and
sorry if this woke you up! http://tfl.nu/jjmt

(989): walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
http://tfl.nu/do4j

(917): You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard http://tfl.nu/7qxy

(815): Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night. http://tfl.nu/jyfi

(303): Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?! http://tfl.nu/om37

Living with bobcats LVII

I haven't done one of these in a very long time.

Iowa: Bettendorf bobcat sighting no surprise to Iowa DNR, Bettendorf dog survives suspected bobcat attack

Washington: Readers share close encounters

Arizona: Bobcats feast on Fountain Hills pet, Several Bobcats Caught in Fountain Hills, This is a bobcat not a house cat.

Florida: St. Lucie West Man Finds Bobcat In Yard, Officials say big cat spotted in Ocean Ridge could be bobcat - or a dog

Massachusetts: Bobcat found injured on East Longmeadow roadway

Pennsylvania: Possible bobcat sighting in Delaware County

Texas: Deer reported in residential part of Harlingen

Illinois: Bobcat Photographed In A Belleville, Illinois Backyard

Somali kidnappers dead, hostages rescued

U.S. Military Frees 2 Western Hostages From Somali Pirates

TFLN time

(865): He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends. http://tfl.nu/ncfq

(610): i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross.  they have standards. http://tfl.nu/8v5s

(317): I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you." http://tfl.nu/oa2r

(603): they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out http://tfl.nu/559d

(512): Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis http://tfl.nu/fz62

(903): I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair... http://tfl.nu/9cft

(417): Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off? http://tfl.nu/54ro

(360): Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone
(253): you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker. http://tfl.nu/ov6f

(504): I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit. http://tfl.nu/0gcq

(951): I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them. http://tfl.nu/loif

(419): They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that. http://tfl.nu/gjrr

(+44): You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
(+48): Poland http://tfl.nu/96rz

Semi-random thoughts

• It looks like the size of the New York State Senate will increase by one to 63. While this might give the Republicans a slight advantage in trying to retain control of that house, I think that is far preferable to having an even number of senators. That has caused quite a bit of chaos.
• My glob has received a visitor from Cambodia. That might be a first.
• When I'm cold at home I put on an old sweatshirt I got at Tanglewood. It was their 50th anniversary version. Now I see that Tanglewood is celebrating its 75th anniversary this year. So I'm wearing a 25 year old sweatshirt!

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