Of course there are TFLNs

(410): My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end. http://tfl.nu/noz9

(316): He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over. http://tfl.nu/vzgx

(310): She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked. http://tfl.nu/yes9

(202): In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American. http://tfl.nu/gnds

(226): wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all. http://tfl.nu/mko0

(813): EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order? http://tfl.nu/uphg

(248): He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup. http://tfl.nu/dnmt

(614): This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and
sorry if this woke you up! http://tfl.nu/jjmt

(989): walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
http://tfl.nu/do4j

(917): You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard http://tfl.nu/7qxy

(815): Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night. http://tfl.nu/jyfi

(303): Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?! http://tfl.nu/om37