Good News
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Today's news round-up
Good News
- Uber driver is employee, not contractor: California Labor Commission
- Judge rules Minnesota sex offender program unconstitutional
- AT&T hit with $100M fine for 'unlimited' data plans
- Bellevue passes LGBT ordinance
- Iranian women are taking to social media to declare freedom from hijab
- South Korea court rules in favor of gay pride parade
Bad News
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
Monday, June 15, 2015
Texts from last night
(847): Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me. http://tfl.nu/r12f
(409): In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister. http://tfl.nu/qzew
(409): In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister. http://tfl.nu/qzew
Sunday, June 14, 2015
Texts from last night
(318): Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that. http://tfl.nu/2447
(+44): I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now? http://tfl.nu/egr3
(406): I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life. http://tfl.nu/r5a6
(203): my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere. http://tfl.nu/8egs
(727): He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What? http://tfl.nu/g0pt
(612): You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time. http://tfl.nu/jtia
(610): Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night? http://tfl.nu/mq9l
(914): How's everyone else's ass tattoo today? http://tfl.nu/vkhm
(240): It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller http://tfl.nu/ja4l
(614): You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME" http://tfl.nu/qi5s
(706): I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds http://tfl.nu/6tnd
(806): You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on http://tfl.nu/6vm9
(402): Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am? http://tfl.nu/yif1
(937): Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time. http://tfl.nu/d2x4
(330): If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger. http://tfl.nu/6uzx
(224): We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done" http://tfl.nu/fx0o
(902): Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........ http://tfl.nu/te7x
(727): I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room? http://tfl.nu/ehy8
(+44): I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now? http://tfl.nu/egr3
(406): I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life. http://tfl.nu/r5a6
(203): my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere. http://tfl.nu/8egs
(727): He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What? http://tfl.nu/g0pt
(612): You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time. http://tfl.nu/jtia
(610): Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night? http://tfl.nu/mq9l
(914): How's everyone else's ass tattoo today? http://tfl.nu/vkhm
(240): It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller http://tfl.nu/ja4l
(614): You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME" http://tfl.nu/qi5s
(706): I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds http://tfl.nu/6tnd
(806): You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on http://tfl.nu/6vm9
(402): Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am? http://tfl.nu/yif1
(937): Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time. http://tfl.nu/d2x4
(330): If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger. http://tfl.nu/6uzx
(224): We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done" http://tfl.nu/fx0o
(902): Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........ http://tfl.nu/te7x
(727): I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room? http://tfl.nu/ehy8
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