The ultimate silly online quiz

I could survive for 60 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor
Thanks, Sandyshoes.

Plat du jour

I prefer chocolate.

Weekly free associations

1. Cut the crap :: ???


2. Scent :: smell


3. Vanishing :: cream


4. Wetness :: dryness


5. Cheap :: expensive


6. Badges :: stinking


7. Puppy :: love


8. Problem solver :: ???


9. Gambling :: addiction


10. Sophia :: Loren

from Unconscious Mutterings

I seem to have trouble with ones of more than one word.