More bad news for the Somali thugs

EU extends range of its anti-piracy patrols, allowing strikes inside Somalia

Life imitates (bad) art

Borat anthem played by mistake at medals ceremony

Somali thugs grab another ship?

This one is questionable. This seems to be the first, and only, report of a ship being taken more than two weeks ago.

UAE tanker taken by Somali pirates

Plat du jour--guest submission

Heal you, I'm guessing.

Found by Joanne.

This week's TFLNs

(210): The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas http://tfl.nu/zrzb

(727): The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands. http://tfl.nu/kwg7

(910): I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything. http://tfl.nu/veiz

(603): Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight http://tfl.nu/77hx

(651): Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door? http://tfl.nu/hi0q

(408): You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you. http://tfl.nu/r2tt

(479): I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning! http://tfl.nu/musz

(251): Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now. http://tfl.nu/uhhh

(814): My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible. http://tfl.nu/fwco

(253): When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?! http://tfl.nu/f0hc

(210): Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it. http://tfl.nu/xm4g

(816): Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
(816): I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it. http://tfl.nu/9xew

(780): Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job? http://tfl.nu/b4va

(949): That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it http://tfl.nu/rt9p

(604): The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her. http://tfl.nu/woml

(423): Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
(707): ...did you eat that brownie? http://tfl.nu/j241

Animal headline of the day

Staten Island Man Finds California Kingsnake In His Toilet Bowl

That's a long swim.

Micro movie review

Free Men (Les hommes libres)--A propagandistic story of a young Arab man drifting into the Paris resistance in WWII. Dubious history. And a couple times it just made no sense.