(720): Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand http://tfl.nu/lbum
(801): At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost http://tfl.nu/j4xa
(647): The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks. http://tfl.nu/cwoi
(518): Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys. http://tfl.nu/ykpm
(908): I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work. http://tfl.nu/aq0t
(304): JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK http://tfl.nu/yt7k
(615): I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask? http://tfl.nu/0fir
(409): I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots. http://tfl.nu/9ntb
(517): Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out http://tfl.nu/rbge
(609): The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here. http://tfl.nu/fl13
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