Semi-random thoughts

• I was reading one of the blogs on my blogroll recently. The writer used the wrong word for something, and I left a comment, hoping she would correct it. I would have been perfectly happy if she just corrected it and deleted my comment--I wasn't looking for a public thank you. Instead, she criticized me for trying to help. I have deleted her blog from my list. I see no reason to help promote her work.
• I wish Twitter and Facebook had filters that prevented pictures of people's pets from appearing on my feeds.
• It's always a little weird when I get home very late and the doorman greets me with "Good morning," and then we say "Good night" when I get in the elevator.
• Every time I go to a show at Joe's Pub someone at my table spills a drink on me. It's happened the last three times I went there.

Plat du jour--guest submission

I worry about someone who thinks they're both judge and jury.

Found by Joanne.

West African thugs strike again

Pirates hijack oil tanker off Togo

Happy Star Wars Day!

May the Fourth be with you.

Mid-week TFLNs

(559): He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year http://tfl.nu/93v6

(317):  For future reference  "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea http://tfl.nu/lnc6

(910): I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself..... http://tfl.nu/3gq0

(416): Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked". http://tfl.nu/jucw

(714): A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake.   She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now. http://tfl.nu/19el

(416): I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS? http://tfl.nu/n2hz

Fossella again? Ugh!

Vito Fossella: Back in the House someday?

Apparently every two years there will be somebody who thinks the rightfully extinct political career of this jerk can be resurrected. The last time I blogged about it here.

Headline of the day

Man sues BMW, alleging motorcycle seat gave him two-year erection