Mid-week TFLNs

(559): He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year http://tfl.nu/93v6

(317):  For future reference  "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea http://tfl.nu/lnc6

(910): I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself..... http://tfl.nu/3gq0

(416): Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked". http://tfl.nu/jucw

(714): A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake.   She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now. http://tfl.nu/19el

(416): I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS? http://tfl.nu/n2hz