Living with bobcats XXXVIII (and mountain lions (cougars) and bears)

Minnesota: Two bobcat sightings on Hiawatha Ave., Bobcat search starts from scratch

Plat du jour

On a shiny, black car.

Best Text From Last Night

(912): It's shedding
(1-912): I told you penises don't tan

http://tfl.nu/7fx9

Living with bobcats XXXVII

Pennsylvania: Man gets unexpected visit from bobcat near Julian

Florida: Cute and cuddly doesn't count with this little kitty

TFLN time

(513): First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...

http://tfl.nu/keaf

(205): I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.

http://tfl.nu/44vh

(339): just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.

http://tfl.nu/ap45

(270): Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.

http://tfl.nu/qnn2

(650): we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
(505): god you guys know how to party
(650): worst. bachelorette party. ever.

http://tfl.nu/3oqx

(409): We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
(1-409): How are you texting me from 1998?

http://tfl.nu/t1vq

(403): Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.

http://tfl.nu/0g8l

(718): bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
(917): I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation

http://tfl.nu/gosl