It's time for more Texts from Last Night

(678): At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
(908): Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?

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(315): His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.

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(954): so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine

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(216): As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.

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(443): I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.

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(860): letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs

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(+49): Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face

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(219): My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?

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(514): I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was

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