Sunday, July 11, 2010

From today's TFLN

(610): The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.

(985): Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!

(214): It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.

(908): Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.

(712): The police scanner is talking about you again....

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